lilcraic:

basically the story is behind the mammary is one time I was in Spain, I was in Spain and I bought one of those big rubber boobs and I ended up throwing it into a pond and then the dog, somebody’s dog, went in and got it out the pond and then the dog ran back up and the dude whose dog it was went, “oh, the dog’s carrying a mammary!” and that’s how I know what mammary is

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fuckhorans:

SUMMER 2012 ON HERE CAN BE DESCRIBED SIMPLY: THE WAY AMERICANS ACT ON THE FOURTH OF JULY ON TUMBLR BUT REPLACE 4TH OF JULY WITH ONE DIRECTION AND HAVE IT BE LIKE THAT 24/7 ALL DAY EVERY DAY 

(via mermanfinnick)